Go F Yourself Unisex Hoodie/T-shirt

$39.97 $69.00
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HOODIE


Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Hoodie Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3

 

T-SHIRT

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

T-Shirt Size guide preview (Metric)

Length
Width
Chest
XS
68.6
42
78.7-86.4
S
71.1
45.7
86.4-94
M
73.7
50.8
96.5-104.1
L
76.2
55.9
106.7-114.3
XL
78.7
61
116.8-124.5
2XL
81.3
66
127-134.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
137.2-144.8
4XL
86.4
76.2
147.3-155
5XL
89
78.7
157.5-165
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  3. Changing Coordinates Mid-flight: We know you're eager for your order to land, but unfortunately, once it has launched, it's hard to redirect its trajectory or abort the mission. If you contact our customer service team, with your order number and correct address, we can see where your order is, but we can't guarantee it can be rerouted.
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