Body Self-Measuring Tape

$9.99 $30.00
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Measure Any Part of Body: This body tape can be used to measure any part of your body, like arm, thigh, calf, chest, waist, hips, and more with

Easy to Use: This measuring tape for body measurements is retractable and have a pin locks into place, so you can find it very ease to use with just one hand, and this features makes it superior accuracy.

Push Button Retraction and Pin Lock: The body measuring tape features a pin lock into place and a push button for retraction, which aims to help you get the most accurate readings, making it incredibly simple to measure.

Firm and Durable: Reinforced and fall-resistant, fine workmanship and skin-friendly design, smooth and skin-friendly ruler without scratching.

Product Size: With a length of up to 60 inches/155cm, this measuring tape is firm and durable, ensuring precise measurements every time.

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  1. Space-Time Continuum...err...Shipping Time: Our rocket boosters work hard to deliver your order. For US shipping, allow 2-5 space days (earthly equivalent of standard days) from shipment. For intergalactic shipping (international shipping), time frames vary, so thank you for your patience. And remember, even light years can't rush perfection, so please allow 24-72 Martian business hours for order processing.
  2. In-Transit Time Warp: Once we've launched your order into the great cosmic postal system, in-transit time starts. Remember, this does not include the standard processing time required by your chosen shipping method. Business days on Mars, unfortunately, do not include Saturdays, Sundays, or US Holidays. Who knew?
  3. Changing Coordinates Mid-flight: We know you're eager for your order to land, but unfortunately, once it has launched, it's hard to redirect its trajectory or abort the mission. If you contact our customer service team, with your order number and correct address, we can see where your order is, but we can't guarantee it can be rerouted.
  4. Locating Your Space Parcel: As soon as we've prepared your order for launch, we'll ping you with a shipping confirmation email or text with your tracking data. So you can monitor the voyage of your package across the space-time continuum!
  5. Lost in Space?: If your tracking info says "landed", but no package at your airlock, do a quick check with your local aliens and droids. If the package is still MIA, wait three Martian days, then contact the interstellar courier service. Sometimes, packages can be marked as "delivered" while still in transit, so no need to go interstellar!
  6. Houston, We Have a Problem?: Did a black hole mess with your order? We're sorry if you've received a faulty or incorrect item. To help us fix the issue ASAP, please send a transmission to hi@shopatmars.com with the following info: Your Earth name, Order number, Product name and/or code (this can be found on your order confirmation email) along with a Snapshot of the fault / incorrect item.

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